Match Day Thread Newcastle United v Fulham

Honestly I think we're coping very well under the circumstances of starting with the Isak **** and both our fullbacks being out, City completely went to **** last year when Rodri got injured. With Tino, Hall and Wissa back soon, things are good right now.

 

Osula shouldn’t start, but as an impact sub, he’s great. Love his passion and commitment. ****ing pain in the arse for opposition.

 

Was fantastic against Benfica midweek too. Great to watch live. Really been impressed with him.

 

So with todays match day thread down to a mere 8 pages. Can we assume GG literally spouts about 24 pages of piss and dribble during a game? He must look like he's as dry as a Californian Raisen by the end of weekend

 

Newcastle aren't a particularly good side but Thiaw and Woltemade look the part.

 

You a nazi?

 

Hopefully we sign more German players yah

 

Clearly not, Don't think Germany has a space cadet programme

 

Nein. I mean nine. Get loads more.

 

And Italians.

 

Ci

 

Nah, Chaos is a Nazi.

 

Ich habe und gruben schnitzel Burn

 

Nah, they change sides quicker than a Swede after a cup final win.

 

Far play to the Mackems, has to be said. I think it’ll fall away for them at some point but they’re effective at the moment and bloodying a few noses.

 

More suited to the gen match day thread, but IDGAF

 

Don't tell Mourinho that, he'll be somewhat pissed off.

 

We'll see a more consistently fluent and lethal NUFC once Hall, Tino and Wissa are playing.

 

Watched the game back again this morning and **** me fulham were lucky to get away with a one goal loss. By my count we should have 6/7 with Woltemade, Murphy, Bruno all missing sitters Joelintons header (just need to hit the target) and a few half chances as well.