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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Welshie, Sep 12, 2020.

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  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    OK, but I'm only the messenger.
     
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    Obi Wan, Oct 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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  2. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    Somebodys pinched my sombrero, Oct 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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  3. Consett Mag

    Consett Mag Well-Known Member

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    The rat's torment continues ... <laugh>.
     
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    Consett Mag, Oct 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
  4. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Seemed reasonable to me.

    Are you available to die on Thursday or Friday? Also, what's the best time?
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Oct 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
  5. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Phew! For a very horrible moment there I misread that as diet. Thank goodness it wasn't.

    Yes, of course Trev, any time.
     
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    Obi Wan, Oct 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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  6. Seabass

    Seabass Well-Known Member

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    Groin injury apparently :1980_boogie_down:
     
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    Seabass, Oct 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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  7. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Typo.

    <laugh>
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Oct 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
  8. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    ****ing hilarious…that’ll be him out for a few weeks now and set him back even further. He really has ****ing screwed himself over not to mention his club and country. He’ll get absolutely no sympathy from anybody outside of LFC.

    Weird how there’s hardly any mention of it on the back pages or in the media. I bet Simon Jordan will have a few words to say about it later today!
     
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    cronemeister, Oct 23, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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  9. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Not Jordan but another arse wipe
    Screenshot_20251023_121411_Gallery.jpg
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Oct 23, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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  10. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Well he didn't have to be 3 months behind his fitness training did he Mr Slot? Even when forcing a move Isak could have kept his fitness up to more intense levels, instead of just deciding to take a summer holiday. What an utter fool Slot is. Some of the ****e he comes out with as excuses is laughable.
     
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    Obi Wan, Oct 23, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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  11. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    At least Slot has proved that bedwetters exist in Holland.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Oct 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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  12. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Slot is an embarrassment. Perfect fit for the Victims.

    Liverpool say Rat is okay to play 2 games in last boredom break for Sweden but hes not fit after the boredom break due to us and the pre season, not bad advice from Liverpool allowing Sweden to play the Rat twice.
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Oct 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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  13. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    And as Craig Hope has quite rightly pointed out, Slot declared him 100% fit last week, clearly that was a load of bollocks!
     
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    cronemeister, Oct 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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  14. Roland Deschain

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    Sheff Wed into administration. Another win for ffp rules I see.
     
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    Roland Deschain, Oct 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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  15. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Yeah, makes a mockery of the whole thing supposedly being to protect clubs from financial ruin.
     
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    Obi Wan, Oct 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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  16. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    (FA) And to add to their woes, let's deduct them 12 points for the giggle factor
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Oct 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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  17. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Yet good luck finding one, single mention anywhere across the media about how PSR hasn’t protected them.
     
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    Roland Deschain, Oct 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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  18. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Well, this is exactly why these rules are in place, to ensure this won't happen. <cheers>
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Oct 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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  19. No27

    No27 Well-Known Member

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    Come on Brighton... The man United are back arse licking since they beat pool has been awful.
     
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    No27, Oct 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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    No27 Well-Known Member

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    Meh.. This is the problem for years you get poor man United stuff and now we'll get years of man United arse licking again.
     
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    No27, Oct 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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