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Paddy works as a cleaner for a doctor's surgery and one afternoon, the doctor says to Paddy, "Paddy, please keep an eye out for any patients who might come in then you can leave at 6 like normal. I've got rush out on an emergency." The following morning, the doctor asks Paddy how it went. Paddy says, "There was three patients. The first, had a cough so I gave him cough mixture." The doctor nods and says, "Good, good and next?" Paddy says, "The second, he says he got allergy to grass so I give him an antihistamine." Again, the doctor nods and says, "And then?" Paddy replies, "Well, the third, she was a woman. She comes in, removes all her clothes, climbs stark naked on the examination table and says she hasn't seen a man in over three years." "Begorra," exclaims the doctor. "So what did you do?" Paddy replies, "I did what any man would do. I put eyedrops in her eyes."
Dad is listening to his daughter say her prayers before bedtime. She says: “God bless Mommy… God bless Daddy… God bless Grandma… and… goodbye Grandpa.” please log in to view this image Dad asks: “Why did you say that?” “I don’t know… I just felt like saying it.” The next day… Grandpa drops dead. Dad thinks: “Wow… that’s an odd coincidence.” A month later at bedtime, the daughter prays again: “God bless Mommy and Daddy… and goodbye Grandma.” please log in to view this image Sure enough, Grandma passes away the very next day. Now Dad is really worried. He doesn’t tell his wife, not wanting to upset her. Months later, at bedtime, the daughter prays once more: “God bless Mommy…” Then she turns to look directly at her dad and says: “…and goodbye Daddy.” please log in to view this image Dad is terrified. “What!? Are you sure, honey?” She nods. His heart races, he breaks into a sweat, and he can’t sleep at all that night. The next day at work, he locks himself in his office, cancels meetings, and waits for the inevitable. Hour after hour passes. Midnight finally comes, and he realizes—he’s cheated death! He drives home, exhausted, nerves shot. His wife is waiting for him: “Where the heck were you today?!” He sighs: “Don’t shout… I’ve had the most miserable day of my life.” His wife snaps back: “Miserable? You had a miserable day? I’m the one who had a miserable day! The milkman dropped dead on our steps this morning
