Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

Got a date with this nice lass , a bit loopy like , she identifies as a wheelie bin !.
Trouble is , can’t remember if we go out on Wednesday or Thursday

 

Paddy works as a cleaner for a doctor's surgery and one afternoon, the doctor says to Paddy, "Paddy, please keep an eye out for any patients who might come in then you can leave at 6 like normal. I've got rush out on an emergency."
The following morning, the doctor asks Paddy how it went.
Paddy says, "There was three patients. The first, had a cough so I gave him cough mixture."
The doctor nods and says, "Good, good and next?"
Paddy says, "The second, he says he got allergy to grass so I give him an antihistamine."
Again, the doctor nods and says, "And then?"
Paddy replies, "Well, the third, she was a woman. She comes in, removes all her clothes, climbs stark naked on the examination table and says she hasn't seen a man in over three years."
"Begorra," exclaims the doctor. "So what did you do?"
Paddy replies, "I did what any man would do. I put eyedrops in her eyes."

 

My wife and I get horny at different times.
Her peak is late at night, and mine is when she goes to work.