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    Paddy works as a cleaner for a doctor's surgery and one afternoon, the doctor says to Paddy, "Paddy, please keep an eye out for any patients who might come in then you can leave at 6 like normal. I've got rush out on an emergency."
    The following morning, the doctor asks Paddy how it went.
    Paddy says, "There was three patients. The first, had a cough so I gave him cough mixture."
    The doctor nods and says, "Good, good and next?"
    Paddy says, "The second, he says he got allergy to grass so I give him an antihistamine."
    Again, the doctor nods and says, "And then?"
    Paddy replies, "Well, the third, she was a woman. She comes in, removes all her clothes, climbs stark naked on the examination table and says she hasn't seen a man in over three years."
    "Begorra," exclaims the doctor. "So what did you do?"
    Paddy replies, "I did what any man would do. I put eyedrops in her eyes."
     
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