there is a bit more to this tasteful ditty, but youtube seems to have drawn the line before the ending.
there you go. still think if lena zavaroni and/or bill oddie had been black, nobody would shut up about their singing voices. and if only terence trent-darby had had some decent material... fortunately noddy holder did have some. still reckon he could have stripped paint off a door at 50 paces.
