It was the randy Honey Monster's turn in front of the Covid enquiry today, and he managed to lie within his first three words to the court Here's the exchange in full "Can you to give the court your full name?" "Yes, I'm Boris Johnson"
He previously claimed he wouldn't do this to build that ****ing ballroom he insists Der Weissenhaus needs In spite having, like, three already
Funny how the BBC only quoted the part highlighted in yellow from the randy Honey Monster's appearance at the Covid enquiry, and skipped the context-giving part highlighted at the top entirely... please log in to view this image
Errm, would you like to give that course title another once-over...? please log in to view this image
Today on Planet Gammon: it's Sadiq Khan's fault that the randy Honey Monster closed all those police stations That's an awful lot of driver's licenses that need to be revoked
Noted concrete farmer Mike Graham has been sacked from TalkbollocksTV for being too racist for even them And for those wondering... please log in to view this image
He tried to claim his Facebook was hacked Problem was he was posted to his FB literally two minutes earlier
CBS unintentionally said the quiet part out loud when mentioning that Trump is upgrading the presidential bunker, which by complete coincidence happened to be under Der Weissenhaus' east wing Now, why would he want to completely renovate the presidential bunker...? please log in to view this image
Speaking Caerphilly, the Fash thankfully got a Bash in Wales last night. An expected win turned into defeat, Farage scuttled back to London before the Count and the candidate didn't make the obligatory speech. Class! And yes, they still got 30+% but the Polls had them 10-20 points ahead. Hopefully, enough of the British public have seen through them.
"Nurse, nurse, Nads is off her Meds again..." Stephen Kinnock: "What will leaving the ECHR do to our international relations, will it help or hinder?" Nadine Dorries: "Help or hinder is irrelevant" (Being outwitted by Stephen Kinnock is some achievement to be fair! )
Hopefully somebody is consoling the BBC in these very trying times, given they assumed it was a slam dunk for Deform The fact labour lost 10,000 votes since the last vote in 2021 should be a dire warning to Starmer's handers that they are really ****ing bad at having the power they felt entitled to since at least 2016