Plane crashes are usually more catastrophic than trampoline injuries, but it's always good to heed the safety advice
Trampolines only kill 1-2 Americans per year but hospitalise 100,000 You aren’t American though so should be fine
I just can’t imagine thinking so rationally as I’m plummeting down from 30,000 feet nose down, spinning wildly whilst the wings are breaking off, engines on fire and people flying about all over, getting peoples luggage whacking me on my head, coffees scolding me…just don’t think my brain will be like: To release oxygen mask press this here… seat belt on… I’m in row M I think, so I must exit from the doors on the rear Ah **** we going into water so they said can’t use rear exit so middle one it is Single file might just be a me thing tho
get out? by now we probably 15,000ft before impact into the Ocean lol imagine if you get out and die and everyone in the Plane survives BantZ
