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    The heist at The Louvrè :emoticon-0112-wonde
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    The old ones, eh !
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    FFS....just when I thought I was going to have a good nights sleep.
     
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    My wife said she was thinking about Buying a Mini...??
    I said, "You'll never get your f*cking big, fat arse into one of those".
    She said, "Not a Skirt, I meant the Car, you cheeky b*stard".
    "So did I". I replied
     
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    My 6 year old asked me one those "awkward" questions that eventually all boys ask.
    "Daddy... Why is Mummy such a tw*t?"
     
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    As I lay in my new girlfriend's bed, I noticed four lines carved into the headboard.
    "Is that how many men you've slept with?", I asked.
    "Yes", she replied, "One thousand, one hundred and eleven."
     
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    It’s coming up to that time of year where I’ll be going to the office Christmas party with an ugly sweater...or wife, as she’s otherwise known.
     
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    A surgeon goes to check his patient after surgery.
    He says to her "Everything went fine and you will recover completely"
    The young woman says "How long will it be before I can have a normal sex life again"?
    The surgeon paused for a while and wiped a small tear from the corner of his eye, the woman now alarmed, said
    "What's the matter doctor, I will be OK won't I"?
    The surgeon smiled and said "Yes,yes you will be fine, it's just that no-one has ever asked me that question after having their tonsils out"
     
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