Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Pompey gave it a go against COV but they were very good tbh.

 

- John Mousinho’s hair, very neat and tidy.

- Frank Lampard’s bald patch, he can only work with what he's got.

- John Mousinho’s lovely face, he is a very handsome man.

- Andre Dozzell’s performance, if that ball had been a bit lower, he'd be a legend round here.

- Has the bloke with the wig washed since your last win? He smells.

- The maritime history of the local area. Nestled on the southern coast of England, Portsmouth Harbour is not just a place of scenic beauty but also a cradle of naval history, where centuries of seafaring endeavors have left an indelible mark on its shores.

Ancient Foundations: From Roman Portus Adurni to Saxon Stronghold
The history of Portsmouth Harbour can be traced back to antiquity, with evidence of human habitation dating as far back as the Roman period. The Romans established Portus Adurni (modern-day Portchester) as a strategic port and naval base, laying the foundations for centuries of maritime activity. Following the departure of the Romans, Portsmouth Harbour became a stronghold of the Anglo-Saxon kingdom of Wessex, its strategic location making it a key defensive outpost against Viking raids and invasions.

Tudor Triumphs: The Golden Age of Sail
The Tudor era heralded a golden age of naval exploration and expansion for Portsmouth Harbour. Under the patronage of monarchs such as Henry VIII and Elizabeth I, Portsmouth Harbour became a thriving center of shipbuilding and maritime commerce. The construction of the world-renowned Mary Rose and the establishment of the Royal Navy’s first dry dock at Portsmouth Dockyard cemented the harbour’s reputation as a powerhouse of naval innovation and excellence.

Naval Glory: From Trafalgar to D-Day
Portsmouth Harbour’s naval significance reached its zenith during the age of sail and the Napoleonic Wars, culminating in Admiral Lord Nelson’s historic victory at the Battle of Trafalgar in 1805. The harbour continued to play a pivotal role in defending Britain’s shores throughout the 19th and 20th centuries, serving as a base for the Royal Navy’s fleet and playing a key role in operations during both World Wars. The historic D-Day landings of 1944 saw Portsmouth Harbour become the embarkation point for thousands of Allied troops, marking a pivotal moment in the course of history.

A Living Legacy: Preserving the Past, Embracing the Future
Today, Portsmouth Harbour stands as a living testament to its illustrious maritime heritage, with historic landmarks and naval monuments dotting its shores. Visitors can explore the historic dockyard, home to the world’s oldest dry dock and iconic ships such as HMS Victory and HMS Warrior, or stroll along the waterfront promenade, where centuries of maritime history come to life. As Portsmouth Harbour continues to evolve and adapt to the challenges of the modern world, its legacy as a beacon of naval excellence and maritime tradition remains as strong as ever.

- Southern trains not running from Hove to Portsmouth on Boxing Day. They are the worst trains ever

- Anything else you’d feel would add to the above. I'm great!

 

There's only one section of bus lane in Fratton road, between the church and Alver road. The rest of Fratton road is too narrow for a bus lane.

 

I once managed to bore off two Mormon elders in Guildhall square, by banging on about the sights and history of Portsmouth. They wanted to tell me about Moroni and Joseph Smith but I just kept on rambling until they went away.

 

The saddo with his hands in his pockets, too shy to join in with the homoeroticism.