Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

Im actually mixed race. My dad is Welsh and my mam is Hungarian. Im Well-Hung ....

 

‘Dear diary, my first week as chief security officer at the Louvre was jolly exciting’.

 

I came second in the National Toe Sucking Championships last night.

It was the first time that I’d ever tasted defeat !

 

This is what should happen

 

Young-uns might not get this

 

My missus is going to a fancy dress party tonight, she went out yesterday and hired a costume.
She said to me this morning "Wait there, I'll try it on and tell me what you think"?
She came in,I looked at her and said "Wow, that's a fabulous costume, you will easily win a prize with that, it's the most realistic killer whale costume I've ever seen"
She replied "I'm going as a f*cking nun, you b*stard"

 

I persuaded my wife to smuggle my coke through customs by
sticking it up her arse.
I didn't know I could buy another can in the departure lounge.