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  1. King Kareoke

    King Kareoke Well-Known Member

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    That made me laugh out loud more than I should
     
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    King Kareoke, Oct 19, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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    I bet Dylan's phone will be covered in stale pastry and steak meat he was that bothered about our games rather than theirs
     
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    Essayyeffcee, Oct 19, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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    Presenter said to Dylan “ Newcastle just got beat”. Dylan’s switch to Sunderland was instant- a reflex reaction .
     
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    gelders pie, Oct 19, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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    Cornered Rat Syndrome :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    DH4, Oct 19, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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    .... part of a post on facebook.......

    A lot of Newcastle fans like to say "we haven't played anyone yet" pointing to our fixtures so far, and that three of the teams we've beaten are in the bottom three. While it's best to be realistic, there are some problems with this narrative:
    1) Losing to us is part of the reason why those teams are where they are, and of course winning is why we are not there with them. This is the basic rule of the table.
     
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    gelders pie, Oct 19, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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    IMG-20251019-WA0007.jpg
     
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    Moanjam, Oct 19, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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    Smug in Boots, Oct 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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    Northumberland Rocks, Oct 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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    We looked it up to confirm when everyone suddenly started singing, who put the ball in the Geordies net, Super Danny Welbeck :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    Unbelievable Jeff. Thought he was going to start crying when they were ignoring his whining.
     
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    Blond Bombshell, Oct 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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    It's the same for all skunks, they crave the attention and get upset when no one is interested in them. Like I said above, I thought he was about to burst into tears.
     
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    A perfect example of their short memory, hypocrisy and blindness
     
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    gelders pie, Oct 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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    I was brought up as a Geordie, near Consett, and people worked at the Iron Company, down the pits and in factories or driving lorries ...

    ... that was just the women!

    They'd have been appalled at the modern Mags who twist and moan like bairns if anyone says owt nasty.

    Seriously lads, ffs learn to fight back with humour, don't expect sympathy from TV pundits and other fans ...

    ... you're not being passionate, you're letting your region down and looking like the kind of wimps fishwives would sneer at.
     
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    Reminds me of that old joke about rewriting history.

    "Is Len in?"

    "No, he's been airbrushed out." <laugh>
    (A joke there for all the 606 Communists."
     
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    Smug in Boots, Oct 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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