Match Day Thread Brighton v NUFC

Can somebody tell me when Christmas arrived in October please

 

Only just managed to watch highlights. Sh*tty result but don't expect anything else down there. Despite that, Woltemade... absolutely love him. Hes like a throwback to the Barclays prem days, he's got personality, is entertaining to watch. All round top player. I think we've managed to upgrade Isak. Certainly a lot less sulky anyway.

 

If only we got Carling Premier in every pub still

 

and Carlton Palmer in midfield…

 

Holy ****........I've heard of Artificial intelligence.......A year ago this was posted....... Is there an opposite to Artificial Intelligence?????

 

Had Howe won a Cup and qualified for the Champions League he’d probably still be with us …. margins

 

Also.......and I'm first to admit this, my calculations of inflation are ****. But where is this £600m of players on the pitch coming from??????

Pope - £12m
Tripps - £12m
Burn - £12m
Botman - £35m
Thiaw - £30m
Tonali - £55m
Bruno - £35m
Joelinton - £40m
Elanga - £55m
Gordon - £45m
Woltemade - £70m

I'm getting closer to £400m I'm doing something wrong clearly

 

US Dollars?

 

And Isak, Wissa, Barnes, Tino, Ramsey, Hall...

Although Joelinton was Ashley era.

But then we've also had money in from Maxi, Miggy, Kelly, Isak, Anderson, Minteh...

Ah, I missed the "on the pitch" bit. Ignore above.

 

It gets worse mate......my poor heads scrambled here

Dralow - £6m
Manquillo - £5m
Lewis - Free
Clark - £3m
Fernandez - Free
Shelvey - £12m
Anderson - £35m
Longstaff - £15m
Minteh - £35m
ASM - £25m
Isak - £125m

£260mish

so about £140m NET over 4 years makes £35mish a year NET

........and they're complaining ????????

My head hurts when they start mathing

 

GG's best will always be saying we should throw away the match when we played Forest in the first round of the league cup last year.

 

Just agree it's £600m..... actually say nah it's been £5bn. It'll help him to validate points like Elanga is the biggest waste of money of all time.

His issue with us away from home started that we're always **** in the second half of away games, then this quickly mutated into we can never get a result when we go a goal down away from home.....before today the last time we went a goal down away from home was against Arsenal in May.

 

Anyway, enough for tonight, the last 10+ pages of this thread have been a complete horror show.

 

Yes. GG intelligence.

 

On to Benfica...

 

We've got two of the best passers in europe in midfield yet we are struggling to control possession/dictate games, Tonali should be getting the ball off the centre backs, yet what i'm seeing when the centre backs have the ball is Bruno and Tonali running up the pitch, one of the full backs gets it, either passes it back to a CB or kicks it up the line and the opposition get the ball.

It's really poor.

 

Or old man intelligence. You’re patting each other on the back. But we ****ing lost you numpties.

FFS if someone **** in your cornflakes you would still eat them you idiots.

 

We lost again away from home at Brighton you plonkers and your patting each other on the back trying to **** on me.

What a bunch of bellends. You’re actually celebrating us losing.

WTF?

 

So 788m euros. Exchange Rate 87p per euro. So 685m spent.

So nearly 700m.

Not net spend for the plonkers. Spent 685m since he came in. That’s a lot of money.