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Match Day Thread Brighton v NUFC

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  1. Magdad

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    Can somebody tell me when Christmas arrived in October please
     
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    Only just managed to watch highlights. Sh*tty result but don't expect anything else down there. Despite that, Woltemade... absolutely love him. Hes like a throwback to the Barclays prem days, he's got personality, is entertaining to watch. All round top player. I think we've managed to upgrade Isak. Certainly a lot less sulky anyway.
     
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    If only we got Carling Premier in every pub still
     
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    and Carlton Palmer in midfield…
     
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    Holy ****........I've heard of Artificial intelligence.......A year ago this was posted....... Is there an opposite to Artificial Intelligence?????

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    Had Howe won a Cup and qualified for the Champions League he’d probably still be with us …. margins
     
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    Also.......and I'm first to admit this, my calculations of inflation are ****. But where is this £600m of players on the pitch coming from??????

    Pope - £12m
    Tripps - £12m
    Burn - £12m
    Botman - £35m
    Thiaw - £30m
    Tonali - £55m
    Bruno - £35m
    Joelinton - £40m
    Elanga - £55m
    Gordon - £45m
    Woltemade - £70m

    I'm getting closer to £400m <yikes> I'm doing something wrong clearly
     
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    US Dollars?
     
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    And Isak, Wissa, Barnes, Tino, Ramsey, Hall...

    Although Joelinton was Ashley era.

    But then we've also had money in from Maxi, Miggy, Kelly, Isak, Anderson, Minteh...

    Ah, I missed the "on the pitch" bit. Ignore above.
     
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    It gets worse mate......my poor heads scrambled here

    Dralow - £6m
    Manquillo - £5m
    Lewis - Free
    Clark - £3m
    Fernandez - Free
    Shelvey - £12m
    Anderson - £35m
    Longstaff - £15m
    Minteh - £35m
    ASM - £25m
    Isak - £125m

    £260mish

    so about £140m NET over 4 years makes £35mish a year NET

    ........and they're complaining ????????

    My head hurts when they start mathing <wah>
     
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    GG's best will always be saying we should throw away the match when we played Forest in the first round of the league cup last year.
     
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    Just agree it's £600m..... actually say nah it's been £5bn. It'll help him to validate points like Elanga is the biggest waste of money of all time.

    His issue with us away from home started that we're always **** in the second half of away games, then this quickly mutated into we can never get a result when we go a goal down away from home.....before today the last time we went a goal down away from home was against Arsenal in May.
     
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    Anyway, enough for tonight, the last 10+ pages of this thread have been a complete horror show.
     
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    Yes. GG intelligence.

    <cheers>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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