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    Sir Geoff Hurst was asked how he thought the England team of '66 would have done if they played against the Lionesses.
    "I think we'd have won 1-0" he replied.
    "Only 1-0?" questioned the reporter.
    "Yes," said Geoff. "There's only me left now and I'm 83."

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    3 length ladder on transit van roof parked on a bend on a busy road......that's why women live longer. ffs

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