This time next year, if I haven't retired, I will be working for Great British Railways. A chance to repair the train set after privatisation broke it.
He obviously doesn't get irony ... his Overly Orange hero has gone after anyone who has ever criticised him ...
Why not? £80,000 to sit on your arse and push a few buttons then get to call yourself the 4th emergency service and grind London to a standstill when you get caught taking the piss and all your sovereign ringed wide boy union bosses go on strike conveniently during the hot weather in summer and in time for Christmas shopping in December. Oh, but James 'I suck Sadiq Khan's cock for fun' O'Brien on LBC actually believed a caller to his show who said train drivers start on £25K a year, as if the lazy cnuts would get out of bed for that. Time flies by when you're the driver of a train, or so I've heard.
Who on earth uses 'womp womp'? As it goes, I quite like Ed. I could imagine going go-karting with him.