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Tips / Bets Old Reamsy

Discussion in 'Charlton' started by Royston Reincarnated, Oct 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM.

  1. Royston Reincarnated

    Royston Reincarnated Well-Known Member

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    A Cardiff City fan, a Wrexham fan and a Charlton forum fan walk into a pub.

    “What are you having Reams?” asks the barman.
     
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    Reams replied to the bar man:

    “I’ll have a pint please, and some nice prawn sandwiches if they are free”

    “How many would you like Sir?”, asked the barman.

    “Two whole trays fella” replied the Wrexham fan.
     
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    If anyone in Wrexham spots a large bald gentleman limping around the town with a smoking gun in his hand, and a bleeding hole in his foot …that’s Reamsy <cheers>

    He’d rather dominate a forum containing multiple tedious threads about Bluewater, and let’s see where we are in 23 games, rather than have the intellectual self confidence to allow posters on there who are capable of actually debating (and Elfs).
     
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    The default assessment of the wider Charlton fan base on that forum is 'hostile', so deserving of no more than ridicule.
    It seems all are assumed to be CL types unless they can prove otherwise.

    Existing primarily to oppose a faction, rather than support the wider reason that brings us together, is always going to be negative in nature.
    We're all Charlton supporters.
     
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    Ivor's toy, no more no less.

    EVERY time he gets challenged he reverts to type and throws his 25 stones at the poster and bans them.
     
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    Thanks to whoever has posted on ITTV tonight calling for our re-in statement, but I think there’s more chance of Reams going vegan than that happening.

    the two resident bores can’t handle being challenged on there.

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    He’ll be banned next
     
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    I have just been woken up because my phone was buzzing like Katie Price’s vibrator.

    It was an incandescent @ElfsborgAddick fuming that DerekHalesFan had outed him on ITTV a being banned.

    Picture Dangermouse on acid. he was that wild :emoticon-0128-hi:
     
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    No posts from DerekHalesFan on ITTV since last night.

    I reckon Kim Jong - May has blocked him.
     
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    I think someone mentioned he had already been banned. In another thread here perhaps.
     
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    Posts have dried up to nothing on there, which is strange when the Ayatollah told us Elfs & I were the reason nobody posted on ITTV.
     
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    Give it a few months and you'll get invited back on I expect (much to the annoyance of Zippy & Bungo).

    As Chicago once crooned :emoticon-0159-music "You're a hard habit to break"
     
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    The shelf stacker is on our side.
     
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