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British Politics spam thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Phineas Fogg

    Phineas Fogg Well-Known Member

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    In summary, you "think" they "thought" it would be a skoosh.

    Glad we cleared that up.
     
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  2. Mind The Duck

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    Right now my powers of ESP tell me you're feeling embarrassed
     
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  3. Phineas Fogg

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    <laugh>

    How are Lefties like me not in on this free money from Antifa schtick?
     
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  4. stopmeandslapme

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    Lestah Christmas market should be safe. No big German sausages though. Or mulled wine. Probably.
     
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  5. Mind The Duck

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    It wasn't a hill I was going to die on.

    Where will I put your ashes?
     
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  6. Phineas Fogg

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    Listen to this ****. <doh>

     
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  8. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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  9. Phineas Fogg

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    So the Tories were to blame?
     
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  11. DMD

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    Wow, about two boatloads a year of mainly Christians less then,

     
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  12. Ponders Revisited

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    The dude who threatened to kill Farage has also been given an eight-month sentence for entering the UK illegally.

    How come all the other illegals are not given eight-month sentences? Someone enlighten me, please.
     
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  13. Phineas Fogg

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    The United Kingdom has announced that all Botswana nationals must now obtain a visa before travelling to the UK, including for short visits, effective immediately from 14 October 2025.

    You think asylum seekers are all turning up with visas?

    <laugh>
     
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  14. Phineas Fogg

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    Probably because they've not been to court yet?
     
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  15. Ponders Revisited

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    I shouldn't think they ever will. They are here to stay - even those who threaten to kill an MP.
     
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  16. Phineas Fogg

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    You may be right. Who knows?
     
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  17. Phineas Fogg

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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    How odd.

    None of that looks like cctv footage. It looks like a following tracking camera.

    How odd.
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I too wish this to be explained.
     
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  20. Ponders Revisited

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    We demand answers.

    I'll contact my MP forthwith.
     
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