Match Day Thread Saints vs Swansea, Saturday 18th Oct, 12:30

Well, I do hope everyone enjoyed the international break. It's such a welcome break from the grind of every day football, and is peppered with interesting games, quality and excitement.

No, it's ****, isn't it. But thankfully we're back to actually interesting/depressing/proper/sad/happy/nonsense football this weekend with an early kick off in the Scar Tissue Derby.

The big questions will be - are we going to be playing a different system? Will we play an adjusted style now we don't have a big guy up front to bounce the ball off? Who will take the 9 shirt? Who will be our next scapegoat? Will the crowd boo if we draw? Is Damion Downs a footballer? Can Jelert get a start? Why do I feel warm, fizzy feelings towards Jander?

The ref will be hopeless, it's almost guaranteed, but will he be hopeless to our benefit.

Our last poem leaned into Ross Stewart, but obviously did so a little bit too hard as it's clearly pinged his hamstring, so I don't want to go too big on someone we'd miss terribly this time around. So here's the latest instalment. It's called Dogswan.

Dogswan, an ode. By Leslie Laces.

The Swan,
A neck.
A brass neck to believe in victory.

Behold the scars,
Welted, wilted, gaslit by glistening hair.
Passed amongst ourselves until apocalypse returns and fresh wounds bleed asunder.

A goal,
A dog in defence.
The cry, wistful.
"Hyena, Hyena" - his head a bristling statue.
When a cross doth appear before his eye,
Back away, back away. This cannot be stopped.

Silence.
The crowd dimmed again.
Though a point has been made, a loss is felt.
The hyena has no snap.

 

Must win game. Especially ahead of two tricky away games.

 

Oh man, I didn't know about the Snoop Dogg link. Opportunity missed (which is probably not the last time we say that on this thread).

 

We will win, lose or draw this....otherwise I will eat my head.

3-1 Saints after going 1 down.

Arma, Fellows and Leo. Manning OG for them.

 

No Ross = no party.

5-0 to Swansea.

 

Another 1-1 I reckon.

 

Ffs just realised this is another 12:30 KO.

****ing hate these early KO's.

 

Saturday 18th October 2025
Southampton FC v Swansea City FC
Football League Championship 12:30 KO. Live on Sky Sports+
Referee: Josh Smith,
Assistant Referee: Sam Lewis,
Assistant Referee: Alex James,
Fourth Official: Gavin Ward.

 

He reffed Saints v Stoke, so given we lost but he did send off a Stoke player, not sure whether to be happy about this or not.

 

2-0 Swansea

 

Saints will win this 3 -0. Probably our most winnable game at St. Mary's so far.

 

I predict 1-1 and lots of moaning afterwards mixed in with a slpinkering of optimism from some

 

3-1 to the super soaraway Saints. That's all.

 

Swansea have always been generous to us in recent years.

 

Flashback to my birthday a few years ago, watching on a stream; dying minutes of the game, stream froze - then unfroze and there's Gabbiadini picking the ball out of the Swansea net. How I loved that scruffy little Italian

 

Gonna be a low attendance this weekend. Swansea only took 1190 tickets and they are still seemingly on sale and there's still a couple of thousand left in the home end.

Suspect a few STH's won't turn up for the early ko too.

Good chance for the northam to make itself heard with a small away following.

 

Yeah I am on the fence about going. I want to go, I really do, but the logistics of my foot and the fact that my mate can't drive this weekend and the trains are busses is making it less attractive.

 

But if you don’t go, and we win, you know what that means don’t you…?

 

Yeah, we'll go another 2 months without a home win and he'll have to wait even longer to witness it.

 

What TIOON7 should do is spend a huge amount of money on something completely frivolous, then if Saints don't win at least he can cheer himself up with whatever he buys. If Saints do win, he then has a ready-made excuse for doing the same frivolous spend every time Saints play. I'm sure that Mrs TIOON7 will see the logic in that.