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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    He said if you don't behave yourself, he will slip you the fattest 10 inch portion you have ever had <whistle>
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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    OLOF, Oct 12, 2025 at 11:40 AM
    Makemstine Roger, stonkin, Aski and 1 other person like this.
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    Goody, I love fish and chips
     
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    Reminds me of an oldie.

    I don't know if you're old enough to remember Italia '90 when Paul Gascoigne burst onto the world stage...
    But then PLO leader Yasser Arafat tells one of his commanders " This Paul Gascoigne, this Gazza, I want his shirt, I want his shorts, I want his socks, in fact I want his whole strip".
    His commander sheepishly replies "No sir, it's the Gaza Strip that we want".
     
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    Poly, Oct 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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