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    To spice up our sex life my wife said she would dress up as my favourite Star Wars character
    She came in as Jabba the hut, I said "Jabba the hut isn't my favourite star wars character
    She replied "f*ck off i'm not changed yet".
     
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    A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring.
    The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor.
    At the first house a woman complained, "I've been a little sick to my stomach." The older doctor looked at her and said "To be honest, you've probably been overeating on the fresh fruit. Cut back on the amount you've been eating and see if that does the trick.”
    As they left, the younger man said, "You didn't even examine that woman? How did you come to the diagnosis so quickly?"
    "I didn't have to. Did you notice that I accidentally dropped my stethoscope on the floor? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels in under her bed. That was what probably was making her sick."
    The younger doctor said "wow that’s clever. Can I try that at the next house."
    Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with a younger woman. She said that she just didn't have the energy she once did and said, "I'm feeling terribly run down lately."
    "You've probably been doing too much for the Synagogue," the younger doctor told her. "Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps."
    As they left, the elder doctor said, "I know that woman well. Your diagnosis is almost certainly correct, she's very active in the synagogue but how did you arrive at that diagnosis so quickly?"
    “Did you notice that I accidentally dropped my stethoscope on the floor? When I bent down to pick it up, I noticed the Rabbi under the bed.
     
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    I was nearly at the car when the store detectives pounced. Less reasons to go to Morrisons.
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