WAR! What is it good for?

Only 1 point behind

and you’ve had your Lesta season

in terms of Premier league titles fair enough you’re winning 2-0 but that’s minor

back to being close now

 

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I did actually mention it at the time

But yeah as soon as I saw Farage's gin I knew who'd done it for him. Almost exactly the same labelling and everything lol. My friend is Kenyan and a proper character, his politics are polar opposite to Farage, but they both like a drink and both hang out in what you'd call 'alternative' establishments.

But yeah, bonkers that one.

 

It's actually about 6-1 mate

One cl, youll remember that..
And a few cups in between two prems

 

So is Farage not a racist then?

 

I dunno mate, never met him. I think he's an opportunist who'll jump on any cause to get himself elected.

 

A Lesta season has to have a whole PL winning squad costing less than £30m... none of you ****s is ever matching that ...

 

I’ve just seen the date. Wouldn’t fancy being in the Gaza strip tomorrow.

 

Agree about that.

 

Not sure there would be much difference to most days there ...

... plus Donny has suspended play ...

 

We trusting his word like?

I really can’t see all of the IDF behaving themselves tomorrow. Hope you’re right like but I’ve got a little suspicion that they might be a wee bit trigger happy, tbh.

 

Anyway, more importantly, I’m about to open a packet of beef biltong. Any good?

 

Opened them and they’re alright. Can’t say I’ll be rushing out to buy some more.

 

Some are good and some are ****e.

Depends how drunk you are I find

 

I’m sober ffs.

Won’t be buying again. Distinctly average.

 

Where did you get it from ?

I ****ing love biltong me.

Needs to have a bit of moisture in it though, the stuff that's dried to leather is rank.

 

Someone dropped a packet in for me yesterday. He bought it from one of the shops in the village, I assume. It wasn’t dry, and had a bit spice to it but I didn’t think it was all that.

 

2nd favourite

 

Some have a chalky coating on them to stop them sticking I think, those ones are ****e imo

It's jerky you want I think bro