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Match Day Thread NUFC v Forest

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM.

  1. ToonArmy1892

    ToonArmy1892 Well-Known Member

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    Sort it out..****e that.
     
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    Where do you start with a side that is so utterly futile, but thinks it can pass it around like prime Barcelona.

    Just get on with it
     
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  3. ToonArmy1892

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    Looked like shola there.
     
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    The two full backs offer absolutely nothing in any direction
     
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  5. Gangsta Ginola

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    It’s going to be a long boring season this. Our game plan is poor.

    I don’t think a player has played well other than Woltemade.
     
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    Villa had a terrible start to the season. Now well ahead of us.

    We are now statistically the most boring team in the PL.

    7 games in scored 4 and conceded 5.

    Elanga is a complete fail so far.
     
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  7. Charlie Dogscock

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    The season has been written off after 6.5 games <laugh>
     
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    Forest will be happy...Newcastle have created one good opportunity.

    Newcastles corners are beyond a joke.. We've got a team of giants.
     
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  9. Eddie's British Plodders

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    You also said you thought he was a better signing for us than Mbeumo, Kudus or Madueke would have been. You even added that his signing was leaving us only four players short of a title attempt.
     
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  10. ToonArmy1892

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    We can't do the basics, simple passes, set pieces, we even throw it to the other team rather than our own players half the time.
     
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    Elanga was man of the match in our last game.

    It's also not 7 games cos we're still playing game no 7! But for some reason you've decided we're not going to score in the second half.
     
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    Yep, we're just not very good at anything.. There isn't a single area in which Newcastle excel
     
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    Let's hope that was our ****e half!
     
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  14. Gangsta Ginola

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    I hope your right.
     
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  15. Charlie Dogscock

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    He also wanted Howe sacked this time last year and to be replaced by a certain Ruben Amorim. He's saying we should have gone for Rasmus Hojlund this season.

    And Elanga is good btw, despite whatever bandwagon is going on here.
     
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    Forest will only double down on the time wasting, the subs etc will prevent any momentum in the game and then our changes will make the situation worse.

    It won't surprise me if Forest win 1-0...
     
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  17. Gangsta Ginola

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    He’s not playing good today mate. Far from
    It.

    We do need to win today.
     
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  18. G4rdToonArmy

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    Pretty dull half of football, need to get closer to Woltemade and play off him.

    Elanga needs replacing with Murphy - at least he can cross a ball
     
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  19. ToonArmy1892

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    Land of the giants and we hardly win any headers from corners or free kicks.
     
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    He isn't and Newcastle aren't... Charlie is just opting for futurism, rather than just agreeing and saying he hopes it improves.
     
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