I went to a French restaurant last night and I ordered Napoleon chicken for the first time. When It came there was no meat just the carcass. I said to the waitress: "What's this?!!" "She said: "It's the boney part".
I went to a Chinese restaurant the other day and called the waiter over. "Excuse me, mate . . . . this chicken is rubbery." The waiter replied "Thank you very much."