Rangers v Celtic

gies a roll and snarler

Ah to be early twenties again

 

Eat chit

 

My office is based in Ayrshire and they say ‘roll n sliice’!!!

 

They also say chankin for cold iirc.

 

And they say ‘ah Ken” when they know

big jock Ken

 

Wit ye dain this weekend

"she working seturday nicht, nichtshift, an sunday nicht nichtshift, so am gawn ae sawcouts gowfcourse tae play gowf"

Genuinely some **** said that to me when I was working at Ailsa hospital as an apprentice

 

Perty

 

Worse than teuchtars n ****s fae Edinbra

 

* a Jimmy Savile lookalike

 

I have never tried that before, is it any good?

 

What's that thing they say in Edinburgh instead of "the fay after tomorrow"? You have said it before on here but I can never ****ing remember it

 

Friday is steak n chips night in my gaff.

300g Ribeye, home made chips cooked in beef dripping and a slice of Jasons Sourdough, washed doon with a pint of full fat coo juice.

 

"furry boots ye fae"

"wit!"

 

*day

Not popping as you asked a question !

Just googled it (a Lian trick) and it could be ‘the next again day’ !

Spastics

 

Next again day

 

Oooft

 

back when football was watchable

 

You should go to Junior games.

****s swallying at the side of the park and giving personable insults as guys are taking corners.

Sum laff

 

unbelievable some of the slaggings.

 

that's the one! Makes no ****ing sense to me at all