Two beggars, Ali and Habib, operating in different areas of Manchester . . . . Habib begs just as long as Ali does, but only collects £2 to £3 each day. Ali brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, and lives in a mortgage-free house. Habib says to Ali "I work just as long and hard as you do, but how is it that you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day ?" Ali says "Look at your sign . . . . what does it say ?" Habib's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support' Ali says "No wonder you only get £2- £3 a day." Habib says "What does your sign say ?" Ali shows Habib his sign, which reads 'I only need another £10 to move back home'
People are strange! I could hear some bloke playing with himself in the next toilet cubicle to me. Put me right off my sandwich!!
Don't believe everything that you read on the internet. The Great Wall is actually made of stone . . . . not China !
