Two beggars, Ali and Habib, operating in different areas of Manchester . . . . Habib begs just as long as Ali does, but only collects £2 to £3 each day. Ali brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, and lives in a mortgage-free house. Habib says to Ali "I work just as long and hard as you do, but how is it that you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day ?" Ali says "Look at your sign . . . . what does it say ?" Habib's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support' Ali says "No wonder you only get £2- £3 a day." Habib says "What does your sign say ?" Ali shows Habib his sign, which reads 'I only need another £10 to move back home'
People are strange! I could hear some bloke playing with himself in the next toilet cubicle to me. Put me right off my sandwich!!
