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    Don't believe everything you read on the internet.

    The Great Wall is actually made of stone, not China.
     
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    I tried telling my partner that our Fishmonger business was doomed to fail, but she wouldn't listen.

    The whiting was on the wall.
     
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    Stopped by the police last night. he said where were you between 6 and 11.

    I thought for a moment then remembered -

    Junior School….
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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