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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DMD

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    Meanwhile...

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  2. DMD

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    He's literally the Government's number 2. <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>

    Flip, flop, flip, flop...

     
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  3. Makemstine Roger

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    Steamers (spelling intentional) Speech was all about hating he who walks on water His highness Nige get our country back from the mad dogs Farage
    here he is going to his next appointment of wonders to perform

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  4. Ponders Revisited

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    A migrant who attacked hotel staff has been jailed for sixteen weeks. He has now decided he wants to return to Syria, where he was an engineer.

    Send him home forthwith and save sixteen weeks' worth of prison costs.

    It's quite simple really.
     
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  5. Willhoops

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    What?
     
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    Between him and commie sympathiser Steamer they are trying to set us up for a Russian take over before his highness Nige gets us back on course for health wealth and happiness
     
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    after being put in public stocks and left for 2 days Charge the public 5QUID to toss rotten fruit at him , apart from the male transsexuals its :emoticon-0136-giggl 15 quid a bum charge:emoticon-0178-rock:
     
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  8. Makemstine Roger

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    by your reading has gone downhill fast mate
    Pineas dogg the dogg every one wants to kick
     
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    Went to Waitrose for some Lumpfish Caviar , got back & couldn't find my pearl spoon so resorted to plastic.

    Taste's exactly the same
     
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    Vicar?
     
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    All Syrian "asylum seekers" should be returned. Maybe give any genuine Christian ones the right to stay here. As long as they don't take the piss.
     
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    Your such an outstanding pillar of this community, everyone looks up to you, and no i don't like taking the pish but the crowd you hang with make it impossible not too, I mean look at master fogg a little bit of criticism back, and he is gone, like a rat up a drain pipe
     
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    At least he can put his skills to good use, either making bombs, or detonating them in his homeland. So long as it's not here, i couldn't give a chuff
     
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    Fella you ‘hang’ or at least get likes off dullard, who is the answer to the question if herpies, dysentery and pubic lice were a human who’d they be?
     
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    Queer Steamer is the correct answer the Romanian rent boy arse stabber.
    Now now vicar no need to be a nasty little ****, but then you're a labour supporter and can't help being a ****, you and tubby remind me of the rainbow hair coloured fat pork poncing gay arsed trannies, if you can pull your cock out of Tubby long enough Fek off twat
     
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    Na it’s dullard, didn’t read the rest to be honest.
     
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    It's all just lefties being lefties.

    They really are as thick as ****. Farage would have to pay a fortune for this level of recruitment drive. <laugh>

     
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    They look more like special needs at a funeral than they do a confident, competent Cabinet. <laugh>

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