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  1. PINKIE

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    Cake is dependent on a two state solution
     
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  2. PINKIE

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    'In a video statement shortly afterwards, Netanyahu reinstated his longstanding opposition to a Palestinian state. "It's not written in the agreement. We said we would strongly oppose a Palestinian state," he said.

    He also said the peace plan would allow the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) to stay in Gaza - contrary to the text of the proposal published by the White House.'

    Netanyahu is already trying to scupper it. Under these conditions you can see why Hamas would reject it, but that will lead to the green light for Israel to go in and flatten what's left of Gaza city

    This is probably what Netanyahu is playing for.
     
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

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    Typical Hamas moving the goalposts
     
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    Can't have a two state cake without a two state solution

    Otherwise it's just an occupation cake.
     
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    I’m calling it a victory sponge only because I’m struggling for a relevant cake pun
     
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    Let's see what happens, I still think Benny will scupper this deal and Gaza city will take a batternberg
     
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  7. Star of David Bardsley

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    I considered a Battenberg pun and decided I couldn’t make it work but these are the standards we hold ourselves to.
     
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    I deliberated on whether to use a capital for the B in Battenberg, but in the context I'm confident it didn't need one.
     
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    Autocorrect implored me to capitalise it. I had always assumed an ‘r’ in the middle so it’s good to learn something. Good chat this.
     
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    When is Europe taking the Isrealis back?

    They dont belong anywhere near the kingdom of Palastine

    then again it’s easy to see why they were exiled by their European brothers in the first place.
     
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    A lot of people who have made a lot of money through monetised Twitter accounts have decided it’s a terrible deal and only the total obliteration of Israel will do.
     
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    United Arab Emirates, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Egypt, Jordan, Turkey, Indonesia, and Pakistan have all endorsed Trump's plan.

    Over to Hamas.
     
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    Meanwhile over in Afghanistan, the Taliban have cut off all internet access and most mobile phone networks, plunging the country into a telecommunications blackout.

    @Spurlock have a word, cheers.
     
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    I wonder what the Tommy flag shaggers would have to say about a European repatriation ?
     
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    Well if Indonesia is on board, that ought to swing it…
     
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    “Death to the Internet” isn’t such a bad motto tbh
     
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    Israel will 'forcibly resist a Palestinian state' - Netanyahupublished at 09:30
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    Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said there had been no agreement to recognise Palestinian statehood during his meeting with Donald Trump.

    In a video posted on his Telegram, Netanyahu is asked whether he has "agreed to a Palestinian state", to which he replied: "No, absolutely not."

    He says there is no such clause in the 20-point plan Trump has tabled, adding that Israel will "forcibly resist" statehood.



    So this guy isn't really on board is he.

    I can see how this plays out. Hamas will say we need assurances that the IDF will withdraw from Gaza and the West Bank and put a permanent end to the war, and Benny will accuse them of rejecting the deal.
     
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    The whole world is starting to hate on the zionists…the staunch few remain who are still finding it in them to make up excuses and happily lie to themselves…many eyes are opening tho and Benny is doing a great job of exposing the Genocide with his cocky attitude

    getting thrown out of people’s eating establishments all across the world from Italy to the Philippines, Australia etc etc. Getting hated on in public…not nice is it when you throw people out of their homes and now people want you out of their countries

    All these Zionists are going to come back to the State of Palestine crying and will eventually turn on Benny cos they all pissed off that his antics is costing them their ‘freedoms’

    hopefully they speak up against their rulers like the West always encouraged the people of Iraq, Libya, Afghanistan etc etc to speak up against the Saddam’s of this world(we know why they really wanted this init)

    popcorn time soon

    full Bantz affect on the way

    we await for Allah’s appointed time for us to witness this worldwide humiliation
     
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    Withdrawal from Gaza is a pretty major part of the plan. Obviously there’s not going to be some totally autonomous government comprised of the eight remaining non-Hamas Palestinians from day one. It’s an unbelievable deal for Hamas and Palestinians. They’ll be babied more than ever before.
     
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    I think almost all won’t even have heard of that complicated last word in your sentence

    @Sucky to confirm
     
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