A naked man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back. "I am a turtle," he says. "Who's on your back?" “That's Michelle."
I went to a Chinese restaurant the other day and called the waiter over. "Excuse me, mate . . . . this chicken is rubbery." The waiter replied "Thank you very much."
Much is known about the great Diana Dors, but not so much is known about her sister, Erin . . . . except she didn't go out much !
There was a homeless man sleeping inside a big cardboard box outside the train station this morning. Not wanting to disturb him, I crept over and put a Starbucks coffee cup on top of his box. He immediately woke up and said, “Thank you.” “No problem.” I smiled. He looked at me again and said, “It’s empty.” I said, “I know . . . . it’s meant to be a chimney.”
NEWS FLASH A man has been shot with a starting pistol and beaten with a relay baton in what police believe was a race related attack
