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    A naked man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back.

    "I am a turtle," he says.

    "Who's on your back?"

    “That's Michelle."
     
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    I went to a Chinese restaurant the other day and called the waiter over. "Excuse me, mate . . . . this chicken is rubbery." The waiter replied "Thank you very much."
     
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    Much is known about the great Diana Dors, but not so much is known about her sister, Erin . . . . except she didn't go out much !
     
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    There was a homeless man sleeping inside a big cardboard box outside the train station this morning.
    Not wanting to disturb him, I crept over and put a Starbucks coffee cup on top of his box.
    He immediately woke up and said, “Thank you.”
    “No problem.” I smiled.
    He looked at me again and said, “It’s empty.”
    I said, “I know . . . . it’s meant to be a chimney.”
     
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    What a waist of time <whistle>

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