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    Bob the Builder was not in fact created by Keith Chapman - was a collaboration between Kanwe Fikzit (an Austrian of Ghanaian descent) and a Pakistani, Yeshwi Khan...
     
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    Can I say that Sultan Vinegar deserved way more likes, that is some of my best material being squandered on you bunch of plebs.
     
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    JFK <laugh> A ****ing crook, compulsive liar and philanderer, a true Kafflik.

    Plus he and his ****ing family had Marilyn Monroe murdered.

    The whole ****ing family were ****s, apart from Jackie. Little did she know what was marrying into.
     
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    <laugh>

    Classic
     
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    Reminds me of another joke :

    A coach load of tourists arrive in a small village in the Scottish village to be met with local community leader , Angus

    “See all those houses , I built them with my bare hands . Do they call me Angus the house builder ? No they do not”

    Then angus points to a church by the houses. "I built that church with my bare hands, but do they call me angus the Church Builder? No. They do not"

    Angus points to a huge wall below them and says, "You see all the partition walls?I built them stone by stone, but do they call me angus the Wall Builder? No they do not!”

    Angus pauses and looks at the tourist dead in the eyes and says, "But you **** ONE sheep..."
     
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