Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Yea you are ****e, agreed.

 

Still above you even if you win

 

Anyway

Off to chill

will put up pics of my cookin later or tomorrow mornin

was a yum tea

****s

 

Spliffs are always a night thing for me, like now. Can't wake and bake.

 

I enjoy a wake n bake on my days off

Gets me focused on my tasks

or gets me chilled to ****

either way certainly adds to the day being calmer mentally

 

An official rumour on the Beeb:

 

The good folk at Fichajes will have the inside scoop on this.

 

Haven't looked it up, but Fichajes sounds like Spanish for bollocks.

But BBC say so it must be true.

 

So that was the added time missing from last week stuck on at Palace?

 

Eze is going to slice through Newcastle like a chlamydia outbreak at the local college.

 

Eze was great last time he played against us, hope he gets a pen again:

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/7L3PokBOzmg

 

Joelinton’s knees will pop out trying to keep up with him, the big dosser. He is untouchable apart from the asthma.

 

It actually literally means ‘signings’. So it’s legit.

 

Just watching the highlights of the Chelsea slags getting turned over by Brighton

 

Bookmarked

 

Boehly has paid Brighton hundreds of millions for that shellacking. He probably pays NFL players to shag his wife while he sits in the corner. Looks the type.

 

They weren't the only ones with a very silly, and ultimately embarrassing, big cat analogy, mind...

 

Went to the old Roker Park back in the 80s... haven't done the SOL ... Roker was wonderful for it's thriving cafe culture, Bohemian vibe and warm welcome...

Also did a day in Consett for a corporate acquisition...

 

Amazed that Amorim is still in post - surely has to be the worst performing (results wise) United manager since they were actually relegated in the 1970s ... which I still vividly remember...