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    So with colder weather coming and the price of fuel increasing, I've started to soak my logs in Green alcohol.

    Well, you know what they say -

    " Absinthe makes the hearth glow longer"
     
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    I went to the cinema last night and saw a film about a tea plantation in India.

    It was rated PG
     
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    Doctor: Describe your average night.

    Me: They wear armour.

    Doctor: No. I mean at bedtime.

    Me: They probably take it off.
     
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    I got in touch with my inner self this morning.

    That's the last time I buy Tesco value toilet rolls.
     
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    I went to a French restaurant last night and I ordered Napoleon chicken for the first time.

    When It came there was no meat just the carcass.

    I said to the waitress: "What's this?!!"

    "She said: "It's the boney part".
     
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