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  1. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    Little Johnny, normally the noisiest in class was unusually quiet.
    The teacher asked him "what's the problem Johnny"?
    Johnny replied "its my granddad, he got burned yesterday".
    The teacher said "that's sad, is it bad"?
    Johnny replied "well they don't fcuk around at the crematorium"...
     
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    Ron Burguvdy, Sep 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Sep 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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  3. Idi Amin

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    **** Digital ID

    **** the Mods!
     
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    Idi Amin, Sep 26, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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    I’ve met two of the Mods so I’ll politely decline.
     
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    Muffinthegoat, Sep 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Sep 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Sep 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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  7. DMD

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    I hold my hands up to my own guilt on this thread, and I apologise for that, but can we cut the politics please.
     
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    DMD, Sep 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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    Newlandcasual2, Sep 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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  9. Ron Burguvdy

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    News just in from the Nestle factory this morning.

    A night shift worker was crushed beneath a case of chocolate that fell 20 feet off the storage racking.

    He called for help repeatedly, but every time he shouted 'The Milky Bars are on me' his colleagues just cheered...
     
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    Ron Burguvdy, Sep 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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    What about the bloke who fell in the huge vat of melted chocolate? His mate was just about to dive in and save him when the rest of the shift shouted “Billy, don’t be an Aero”.
     
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    BlackAndAmberGambler, Sep 27, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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