With colder weather coming and the price of fuel increasing, I've started to soak my logs in Green alcohol. Well, you know what they say . . . . "Absinthe makes the hearth glow longer"
I went to a French restaurant last night and ordered Napoleon chicken for the first time, but when It came there was no meat . . . . just the carcass. I said to the waitress "What's this ?" She said "It's the boney part."
