British Politics spam thread

I have some plots on Mars you may wish to invest in, pm me and I’ll send you a brochure

 

Wot?

 

Joby will tell you this will never happen, then cheer it on in 5yrs time because he’s a tyrant at heart. (And a simp noob)

 

Don’t worry about it. I am genuinely buying a small plot this November for not much money and I will visit it.

 

Fair enough mate, good luck.

 

I reckon about a third of an acre:

 

I would napalm that just for a laugh

 

I had a Philippines friend that routinely sprinkled malt vinegar on grapefruit.

True story

 

It’s a nice little plot and cheap. She wants to build a house on it for her parents. I’d build a pub that did a Sunday carvery but not quite ready to move out there.

 

I know it's a treasure hunt , are you taking your metal detection equipment ?

 

It will be in the wife’s name. Like I said: I establish the facts before entering into any transaction. Not taking the ‘tector , will take the camera.

 

No further comments

 

Seriously it’s not much money.

 

I’ll give you a couple of acres …

After a swift kick to the baws !

 

Antifreeze adobo

 

The bit I'm going to is quiet and very Catholic. But there's always the worry that one could get robbed. There was a murder just near where the wife's family live: someone shot dead during an argument over a bet at the cock fight. Probably best not go to that.

 

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