Off Topic THE RYDER CUP

Aye she's a bit of a birdie, she is, not a bit of rough though

 

Anyway.



Europe have, in the main, had an excellent front nine on the first set of matches.

 

Front 9? That's an unusually attacking line-up. Goalie, 1 defender and 9 strikers. Wow

 

Alternatively they could let Putter take a little longer to play around with the squad and get a better grip on things. After all he's getting a wedge for results not just chipping in occasionally with the odd marker.

 

trouble with Trev is he just pitches up and putts his foot in his mouth

 

I can always put my foot in his mouth if that helps.

 

as long as you don't offer him rum and black as he is most likely to throw it back at you in your face

 

Well, I guess if he he throws it next time that would at least be an improvement.

 

Twice now an American’s shot has hit an American steward and an American man in crowd to avoid bigger trouble on the shot.

Hmmm

 

As if I’m going to lie down to allow you to do that.

 

I blame their stupid gun laws.
Wouldn't happen over here.

 

you mean, not second hand ,

 

Nation of fat cnuts, thats why, innit!

 

home from home eh! Obi

 

In the USA, I would be accepted for who I am.
.

 

I wasn't looking forward to having to listen a bunch of pissed up yanks at 7am (their time) in the gallery bellowing out YOOOO ESSSSSS AYYY and throwing their arms up in the air going WOOOOOO, the scoreboard has turned very blue and it's all gone quiet all of a sudden. It's a beautiful thing to watch !

 

Trump won't like it. He'll nuke Europe now.

 

Yes, Texas.



1-0

No, 2-0.

Yesssss.

 

Bradley's got a big ****ing decision to make for the fourballs. He's got 3 rookies sat in the clubhouse who haven't gone out yet....he'll not have wanted to send them out being 3-1 down. Can't see Vic and Bob pulling anything out of the bag for the final pairing still out there but I'll take a half for sure !

 

And it’s 3-0.


Oh what a beautiful morning (USA)