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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by tigerrev, Sep 23, 2025 at 12:18 PM.

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  1. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    Little Johnny, normally the noisiest in class was unusually quiet.
    The teacher asked him "what's the problem Johnny"?
    Johnny replied "its my granddad, he got burned yesterday".
    The teacher said "that's sad, is it bad"?
    Johnny replied "well they don't fcuk around at the crematorium"...
     
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    Ron Burguvdy, Sep 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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  2. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Chazz Rheinhold, Sep 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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  3. Idi Amin

    Idi Amin Well-Known Member

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    **** Digital ID

    **** the Mods!
     
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    Idi Amin, Sep 26, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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  4. Muffinthegoat

    Muffinthegoat Well-Known Member

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    I’ve met two of the Mods so I’ll politely decline.
     
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    Muffinthegoat, Sep 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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    Newlandcasual2, Sep 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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  6. originallambrettaman

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    It turns out the ID Card isn't a card at all, it's a digital ID that's securely downloaded onto your phone and it just confirms your name, date of birth, residency status and a photo, it will be illegal to employ anyone who hasn't got one.
     
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    originallambrettaman, Sep 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
  7. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    And they’re hoping people will focus on this rather Than the other thing the country is talking about
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Sep 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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  8. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Or he's been told to do this so he has an excuse to fall on his sword before they poll in negative numbers.
     
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    DMD, Sep 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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  9. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Chazz Rheinhold, Sep 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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