Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

Little Alan, normally the noisiest in class was unusually quiet, so the teacher asked him "What's the problem, Alan ?"
He replied "It's my granda . . . . he got burned yesterday."
The teacher said "That's sad . . . . is it bad ?"
Alan replied "Well they don't **** about at the Crematorium !"

 

Respect is taught at home. If your child is a disrepectful little git, it's your fault.

Not society's, not video games, not music, not the teacher's . . . . YOURS !

 

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My wife asked for a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner . . . . so I took the battery out of the smoke alarm !

 

I got in touch with my inner self this morning . . . . that's the last time that I buy toilet rolls from Aldi !

 

Last week I was helping my Gran, who is partially deaf, to tidy her bungalow, and I kept finding wads of money pushed down the backs of chairs and stuffed into rolled up socks.

When I asked her why she’d done this she said that her financial advisor had told her to put her savings into socks and chairs !