What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, & 78 ? At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 — She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 — She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 — You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 — If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story ! At 78 — What story ? What bed ?
I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends — one engaged, one a mistress — while I’ve been married for 20+ years. We got to talking about spicing things up, and decided we’d each surprise our men by greeting them at the door in nothing but a black bra, stiletto heels, and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to compare notes a few days later. My engaged friend: “The other night, my fiancé came over and I was waiting for him in a black leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. He looked at me wide-eyed and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams… I love you.’ Then we made passionate love all night long.” The mistress: “Me too! I met my lover at his office. Under my raincoat, I only wore the black bra, heels, and mask. When I opened the coat, he started trembling, and without a word, we made wild love all night.” My turn: “When my husband came home, I was waiting in my black bra, stockings, stilettos, and mask. He opened the door, looked me up and down, and said… ‘What’s for dinner, Zorro
