Scientists say, that one day, it might be possible to live on Mars. What a load of rubbish ! I tried it for a month, and gained nearly 3 stones in weight and developed type 2 diabetes !
Last week I was helping my partially deaf Nan move home, and I kept on finding wads of money pushed down the backs of chairs and stuffed into rolled up socks. When I asked her why she’d done this she said that her financial adviser had told her that she should put her savings into socks and chairs..
