What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, & 78 ? At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 — She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 — She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 — You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 — If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story ! At 78 — What story ? What bed ?
