My mate walked in the pub with his missus and the barman said, "Punching above your weight there aren't you, pal? Where did you find her?" "I met her in Thailand," he replied. "We're due to get married next month." "You don't want to get married," he said. "That's when the blowjobs stop." "I don't mind that," he replied. "I hate giving her them anyway!
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