Off Topic The four word story thread here!

and persists in accusing

 

Me of fcuking nothing

 

though it keeps him

 

focused on his sacking

 

while he tries to

 

Rehire himself except Tuesdays

 

As thats when morons

 

singing Starmers a ****er

 

In a very high key

 

like squishing your balls

 

periodically screaming in pain

 

but still in tune

 

with the army critical

 

enlisted drop your kegs

 

of beer everywhere but

 

blabbering when this drunk

 

fell over the fence

 

Cause bread crumbs fall

 

and arsefull of nettles