“@@CaraMatt has a nightmare (3 pts) and is firmly anchored in last place” - might as well say I’m “cut adrift” at the bottom of the League G - “Alan, Micah, is there any way back for CaraMatt?” A - “He’s got no form, can’t score home or away, seems to have no idea or plan out there on the predictions pitch …. it’s very early in the season to call it, but no, I can’t see him turning this round” G - “Micah?” M - “oh I agree with Al…. he wasn’t ready for this, it’s best he goes down and rebuilds ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha … I’m laughing cos he’s well known for being **** at DIY…. that’s why that’s funny ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…”
It's OK Matt, all is fine. You can pull this back. All you need is a really good week with a perfectly timed, tactical use of your card. What? He did what? Used it already? Oh FFS. Yeah, I know. He's screwed.
I’m screwed; I know it, you know it, we all know it…. nobody else has to fear being the wooden spoon winner
But Trev usually takes pride in winning the wooden spoon. It's the only thing he can win without cheating. He'll be gutted.
I’m not giving up yet…. I’ve screenshotted this dismal table and will challenge myself to be top 10 come the end of the season Not all heroes wear capes FFS - Toilet’s blocked apparently… time for tools
You should know me by now Trev. I would never be so rude as to offer a sarcastic response to our overseer. I’m genuinely delighted.
Ahh, so sarcastic but you don’t want the Manc to realise it. That’s okay, I’ll keep it stum. The Manc will never find out from me that you’re dissing him.
