Teenagers

would read great on a gravestone, no?

"Here lies Acid Hippo, died by pissing off everybody else"

 

i like to think i'd get a traditional viking send off actually, perhaps you could arrange for me and Erik to go together? it would only be fitting.

 

Don't complain about jaywalking teenagers, they are a good source of organ harvesting once you knock them down. Think of the lives you would be saving rather than the life you will be losing. Like Spock said, the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the dopey twats who can't use a Zebra crossing.

 

Excellent point

 

It's all go in the world of Sam I see.

 

I think Huths opinion is needed here seen as hes got plenty experience driving around with teenagers about

 

Kids today.

 

This.

Works for me.

 

You never heard of living life on the edge?

 

I do not like them in the road
I do not like the way they goad
I do not like them on the path
With that there is no aftermath
I do not like then Sam I am
I do not like them you grumpy man

 

Across the road from me is a give way sign at the bottom of a hill. Kids on bikes belt down the road, without any thought of giving way. A couple of weeks a kid ran the sign and collected the left side of a car. The driver was out checking that the kid was ok, and explaining what the sign meant. The kid was all agreement, he knew he was in the wrong. As sooner as the driver went, the little prick was straight into blaming the driver. They have no idea!

 

If a kiddie got killed then the driver would always to be blamed.

 

It's hard to imagine how a person feels when they've killed someone through no fault of their own. It must be beyond horrible.

 

You might be doing us all a favour - imagine if it was edieveee as a teenager. I'd be so pleased