My wife walked in on an argument between our son and me. When he ran out of the room crying, I turned to the wife and said, "I wish I'd used a condom now." Horrified, she said, "What? You wish our son had never been born?" "No," I replied. "I've got his girlfriend pregnant."
I asked my wife , "Does it bother you that I've slept with 47 women?" "Of course it does." she replied. "But why?" I asked. She said, "Because it was 44 last week!"
Would have been RaWs birthday today. Great lad who I had the pleasure of meeting and drinking with on numerous occasions.