I've just been to Asda and discovered that Bisto is £4.50 and Oxo is £5.50 . . . . the stock market's gone crazy !
I forgot to pay my monthly Scrabble Club subscription . . . . now they’re sending me threatening letters !
Interviewer: "How much milk does your cow produce?". Farmer: "Which one, black one or white one?" Interviewer: Black one Farmer: 2 litres per day. Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: 2 litres per day. Interviewer: Where do they sleep? Farmer: The black one or the White one? Interviewer: The black one Farmer: In the Barn Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: In the Barn Interviewer: Your cows look healthy...What do you feed them? Farmer: Which one, the black one or the white one? Interviewer: Black one Farmer: Grass Interviewer: And the white one Farmer: Grass Interviewer: (Getting Annoyed) But why do you keep asking if I mean the black one or white one when answers are just the same?? Farmer: Because the black one is mine Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: It's also mine.
